[ Ash just laughed. Of course he'd collect weird and wonderful Pokemon. He had some normal Pokemon...but at this rate his team was basically "the Good, the Bad and the Adorable Weirdos". ]

Shit, you think they're gonna teach me beach wisdoms? Like, how the surf beats against the coast like a pulse or something, cos the ocean's totally alive dude.

[ He'd meant it as a joke, but the Pikachu's eyes lit up and some of the others gave low gasps. They squeaked to each other and the one in front of Ash clapped. 'Like, that's totally right on bro!' They scooted a bit closer, all paying keen attention. ]

...FUCK. Noct, help! [ He's made MISTAKES ]