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Text oh my god

[thenightsky]

He's not a butler!! He's a steward, there's a difference!

[rambling_runner]

Okay, explain the difference.

Wait it's still super posh cos NO ONE HAS A STEWARD. It's even fancier that there's a difference and you know it!

[thenightsky]

Stewards are basically the hand of the king. They're apart of his council and his right hand man whenever something comes up. There's a huge difference, you jerk.

SHUT UP IT'S NOT POSH. It's just a royalty thing okay!!

[rambling_runner]

BEING ROYAL IS KINDA POSH THO. But yeah that is a big diff, my bad.

Anyway he seemed pretty chill. His Pokemon were cool too! I never thought about Pokemon helping out people with special needs but it makes total sense.

[thenightsky]

It's cool. Anymore he's just one of my good friends; there's really not much to be a royal of anymore anyway.

Ignis is really great. He's an amazing cook, too. Next time we all meet up you have to try the stuff he makes.

And yeah his Pokemon are pretty awesome though some of them are brats.

[rambling_runner]

Oh man I'd love that! And I'd love to chat more with him. We just sorta made introductions and talked about Pokemon. And a bit about you cos he mentioned you were going looking for him.

Sucks to be him, all my Pokemon are perfect angels who have done no wrong and would make the saints themselves feel a little humble

[thenightsky]

Don't be surprised if he tries to mother-hen you. Because that's what he does.

Oh yeah. Sure. I totally believe that, Ash. That's like saying Kitty isn't a totally little asshole.

[rambling_runner]

Oh no, a mother-hen! My Dad would've probably loved him then.

How dare you accuse my precious darlings of mischief! HOW VERY DARE YOU. LOOK AT THESE INNOCENT FACES.

[ Included is a picture of Macavity, T-Pain and An Tintreach, all giving their best, sweet, innocent faces. Ash totally did not tell them to play it up for the camera, that's totally just how they look. ]

[thenightsky]

Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy but he can be really bossy sometimes.

OH YEAH SO INNOCENT.

DON'T TRY AND WIN ME OVER WITH CUTE PICTURES, ASH.

[rambling_runner]

Long as he doesn't put a child leash on me, he can boss all he wants. Whether I do everything he tells me is another thing!

YEAH OK MACAVITY AND T-PAIN ARE TROUBLE. But An Tintreach ain't done shit yet! She just likes to wrestle.

[ Little did Ash know, An Tintreach was the worst and should not be let anywhere near easily influenced young Pokemon. Like certain members of Noctis' team. Here's a follow up picture of An Tintreach squishing her cheeks and giving the cutest smile a Pikachu ever smiled. ]

[thenightsky]

Don't tempt him because he probably would.

I don't trust any of your Pokemon, even if they do look super cute.

[Yeah Noct has no idea just how bad his trio have gotten.]

[rambling_runner]

Okay if we're being brutal, the ones you can probably trust the most are Mufusa and Diarmuid. They're the ones who most often tell me to not do stupid shit.

And hey, I'm not near him. Although given he got dragged off into the woods when I got in touch with him, he might be the one who needs a leash so he doesn't wander off!

[thenightsky]

Two against how many? I think you need some more supervisors, Ash.

Yeah seriously.

His Pokemon are the worst. And by that I mean the best but also the worst because they like to get into things and drag Ignis into as well.

[rambling_runner]

Wow excuse u I'm an independent man who can make his own decisions and don't need no man.

They definitely seemed like a right bunch. But his...can't remember what it's called, but Dahlia, the pink one? She seemed great. At least I know what I'm getting into when my Pokemon pull me off somewhere!

[thenightsky]

Uh huh.

Dahlia is hilarious you have no idea. She really cares about Ignis but she loves to have a good time.

[rambling_runner]

Sounds like my kinda girl! It'll be nice to meet him face to face. He's a bit of a snarky guy, isn't he?

[thenightsky]

When he wants to be, yeah. He had to put up with Gladio, Prompto and I for years so he's gotten good at shutting people down. But he's also got a good sense of humor.

[Or, well, he did.]

[rambling_runner]

Yeah, sounds like the kind of responsible adult we all need in our lives. Especially you, always going out and getting into trouble. Actually the worst boy.

[thenightsky]

What trouble have I gotten into????

[rambling_runner]

ALL THE TROUBLE.

[thenightsky]

LIES AND SLANDER